Hello darling

"Hello darling number three
It's nice to see that you are 
completely enamored with me
but I have to ask you now to leave
because you are the other woman
to another jealous woman, you see

It might be best
to just forget I exist
I've met a lot of pretty women
and you're not the prettiest by far."

Hello mister, I confess
you had my heart when you first
told me that you were a mess
I told you that I didn't care
said I'd love to have you love me
and I don't care if I have to share
but now I see
I misjudged my ability
to separate emotion from
the basest of all human motions.